robospock:

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humour” but then it was weird al and i

yes

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spicyshimmy:

jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

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a sharp, knife-like letter opener

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a heavy metal whatever this thing is

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a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

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and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?

is a fucking blanket

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creativity, thy middle name is tiberius

firedrinker:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that

The inhumanity of the higher class

firedrinker:

punchdrunklove:

ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid:

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that

The inhumanity of the higher class

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captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

the-fandoms-are-fucked-up:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

How the fuck

Where the fuck